If ever there's a girl that needs more dick than Adriana Luna, keep her the fuck away from us! This chick won't leave me the fuck alone, even after we delivered! My man Greedy ain't any better, though. Dude took the chick's bum-ass truck in exchange for plowin' her. He says he can flip that shit for cash and if he does, I want my taste.
International money, here we come! Couldn't begin to explain how good it felt to be getting world wide recognition. Angell Summers may be a guest here in America but she's a horny MILF from France just waiting to get her fuck on! Hopefully this chick keeps us on the Rolodex for good! Trust that!
This week we're diversifyin'! Hooked ourselves up with this nice catering gig for lonely milfs. Figured we'd meet at least one with overwhelming stress and cash in! And it worked! Anita's freakin' out 'cause my man Tactics is straight up crazy. So we slip, get that money in exchange for offering Anita a life-changing experience with living legend Shane Diesel. Thrust That!
Strange times on Milfs Like It Black. Got this new client -- sexy as sin -- who wants some dick from our guys in order to train for her boss who allegedly has a big black dick. I guess there's a first time for everything. Gotta do what we do to get that money
There's always money to be made; even when you and you crew are planning some time off. In rolls Brooke Tyler, the living definition of bombshell. Say's that someone used her credit card for our services but she had no idea what that meant. Let's just say that Brotha Jon Jon took his time to explain to her in private...!
Once again our services attracted the bizarre special needs requiring some hard work. The fuckable Camryn Cross had us out in the wilderness among the trees and the fresh mountain air and shit. Lee Bang had to step up today because no one else would!?
Today we got to play the role of body guard as well as dick slinger. British beauty Carmen Jay found us for two reasons: she needed to have her old man "sorted out" for cheating on her, and she wanted a temporary replacement dick. Good thing she had that money, otherwise we'd have just taken it easy all day!
Jamaican Tony is doin' us a solid and lending us his super mansion for today's business. Super fly babe Cathy Heaven came in alllll the way from Hungary just to sample the goods. And did she ever! Over and over again! That'll keep Uncle Lucas happy for months, or until he's broke again... which happens often